1. Always dress for the occasion - extra points for subtlety.
2. Always be the loudest to "ooh" and "ahh" over the fireworks.
3. Try to learn the National Anthem of the country you were born into.
4. Share the story of Francis Scott Key to make other Americans feel lesser about their knowledge of their country.
5. Never voice opinions on American geography. It will always end badly.
Monday, July 5, 2010
Rules to Live By
Posted by Nicole at 8:16 AM
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4 comments:
i feel like there are some stories behind those rules we'd like to hear!
ps how did the cobbler turn out? no rules about using the right kind of flour??
Where did you learn the story about Francis Scott Key??
i've taken ample notes!!
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